“Um… who’s Jeff Goldblum?”

Recently, I came across Jeff Goldblum’s vocal doppelganger. He looks absolutely nothing like him at all, but seriously, if you close your eyes and just listen to him talk, you would swear Jeff Goldblum was in the room. I was thoroughly enjoying this phenomenon and mentioned it (with barely contained enthusiasm) to some co-workers. They smiled politely and nodded a little, laughing uncomfortably. I said, “You don’t think so?” and after a brief pause one brave soul asked, “Who’s Jeff Goldblum?” He was not the only one – others were equally perplexed.